There are some rules that everyone knows. Some rules used in social settings that one is supposed to up hold in public. Social levels of acceptability that most people play by. Rules for men. Rules for women. Rules for us convinced. But out would seem to me that some people need reminder of some of the unwritten law. Some men. Yes a few of my own have fallen by the wayside and need rescuing. Bringing back from the brink of feminism to the hard leathery face of testosterone that makes us men. Unwritten law #53 Urinal Usage! If one is going of to shake hands with the unemployed, and is the only person at the urinal then he must, HE MUST use the far right or the far left. HE MUST NEVER STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE URINAL WHEN YOU ARE ALONE! The middle of the urinal is the spot left for the poor bastard who is third at the urinal. Unless you are a troll, trolling, then one must never use the middle when one has the two outside options available. When using the middle (as a last option) • EYES STRAIGHT AHEAD OR STRAIGHT DOWN • NO CONVERSATION IS EVER ALLOWED.....EVER. • IF I SO MUCH AS SUSPECT YOUR NECK HAS MOVED EVEN AN INCH SIDEWAYS (unless its for a mainly neck crack) I WILL ADMINISTER A CRACKING OF MY OWN, one which leave you cowering under the hand basin like a little child! If upon entering the mens room, you cannot abide by this simple rule......then its shy-guy for you!
Posted on: Sun, 29 Sep 2013 08:14:27 +0000
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