There is no greater gift than laughter...to that end, I share the email I received early today. Enjoy! U.S Department Of Homeland Security (DHS) Paul Wilson. Acting Chief Privacy Officer/Chief FOIA Officer The Privacy Office: 245 Murray Drive SW, Building 410 Stop-0655V Washington DC. 20528-0655 Attention: Beneficiary, This is to intimate you of a very important information which will be of a great help to redeem you from all the difficulties you have been experiencing in getting your EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ($800, 000 USD) long overdue payment to excessive demand for money from you by both corrupt Bank officials and Courier Companies after which your fund remain unpaid to you. I am Paul Wilson, a highly placed officer of the homeland security united state. It may interest you to know that reports have reached our office by so many correspondence on the uneasy way which people like you are treated by various Banks and Courier Companies across Europe, and Asia and we have decided to put a stop to that and that is why I was appointed to handle your transaction here in Washington DC. 20528-0655 United States. You are hereby advised not to remit further payment to any institutions with respect to your transaction as your fund will be transferred to you directly from our source. I hope this is clear. Any action contrary to this instruction is at your own risk. Take Note: Since a special payment arrangement has been made to TRANSFER this fund to you therefore, you are to choose the best option for you to receive your fund. Please Choose From The Below Payment Preferences Of Receiving Your Fund: 1. Online Banking Wire Transfer 2. Cash Or Check Delivery. 3. ATM MASTER VISA CARD. CONTACT THE DIRECT OFFICER IN CHARGE: Office Name:U.S Department Of Homeland Security (DHS) Chief FOIA Officer: Paul Wilson Email Address: paulw.gov.dhls@qq NOTE: The remitting bank will charge $207 being 0.025% of your entire funds of $800,000 USD (nondeductible), this fee is for the Clearance of the Tax your Fund has incurred while being deposited in the bank. This fee will go to the IRS and must be cleared before the funds release according the Laws of the United States regarding such monetary matters. Sincerely, Paul Wilson Debt Reconciliation Officer Department of Homeland Security U.S Confidentiality caution: The information contained in this email is confidential and privileged and should not be disclosed to third parties without the sender’s consent. If you are not the intended recipient, please immediately notify the sender and destroy it (and any attachments) without using, copying, storing and/or disseminating to any person, any of its contents. Disclaimer: No liability is accepted in respect of any communication made by any employee that is contrary to corporate policy or outside the scope of employment of the individual concerned.
Posted on: Thu, 25 Dec 2014 13:32:52 +0000
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