There is only one thing I love more than my 14 year old son, and thats Jurassic Park. Hate on 2 and 3 all you want, but I would still choose either one of those flicks over your life if that decision ever fell into my lap. That being said, I have three questions in regards to this trailer: 1) Why do the dinosaurs not look that great? Like, why? Its 2014. I dont get it. Wheres the Dawn of the Planet Apes CGI department at??? 2) Why does every single line from Chris Pratt sound like it was written by my 8 year old daughter? You cant ever say the words cooked up without sounding like an idiot. 3) Why is Bryce Dallas Howard still able to star in movies? Lady in the Water fans are rejoicing all over the world, I guess. Ill still be there at midnight dressed up as a Jeff Goldblum/T Rex hybrid, because Jurassic World is better than no Jurassic World. But...like...I dont even know. Who actually cares? Disregard this post.
Posted on: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 20:38:55 +0000
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