There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence. So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country. Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them. If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one? she asked. The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed. You have 171 sheep, said the blonde in triumph. Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice. She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked. She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, If I can guess your real hair color, will you give him back to me? The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try and says okay. Youre a blonde.... now give me back my dog.
Posted on: Mon, 27 Jan 2014 07:55:22 +0000
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