There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldnt swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, Do you need help, sir? The preacher calmly said No, God will save me. A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, Hey, do you need help? The preacher replied again, No God will save me. Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, Why didnt you save me? God replied, Fool, I sent you two boats!
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 22:10:20 +0000