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There was this burglar who broke into a wealthy home one evening and while he was searching for valuables he heard a voice in the dark. It said “Leave while you can, Jesus is watching!”. The burglar looked around and saw no one so he continued searching. Once again he heard the voice, “Leave while you can, Jesus is watching!” Getting worried the burglar scanned his flashlight around the room and saw a parrot in a cage. So he said to the bird, “Was that you talking?” to which the bird replied that it was. “So are you Jesus?” he said chuckling. “No” the bird answered, “I’m Moses; Jesus is the 200 pound Rottweiler standing right behind you!
Posted on: Wed, 17 Jul 2013 20:10:10 +0000

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