There were some things ME and my dudes did when men were boys towards the ladies which seemed right but now maturity has made me/us realize they were wrong and annoying . . . 1. THE STRANGERS These are the ones who mistake you for another person, they might walk up to you and start calling you strange names. E.g Chioma ! Chioma !! Chioma !!! if you look at them in the eyes, they will say sorry ooooo, you look like someone I know ** if I hear say dem go back..lol *** . . 2. THE SHOW OFF NIqqAS These are the ones who will approach and will try their best to flash something that would make you trip.. They might bring out their phones to check the time, even when you can see wrist watches on their wrist . . . 3 VOICE FAKERS These are the ones whose voices sound like that of a # conductor but immediately they pick up their phones to call you, they would start sounding like # MichaelJackson . . 4. THE QUESTIONNAIRES These are the ones who would walk up to you and start asking unnecessarily kweshions. They are not so confident but they would try their best to say something meaningful, **if I hear say them get better thing to talk about**.. They can even ask you if you know that Morocco is an African country, or they can even ask you about Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea . . 5. THE LIARS These are the ones who want you to fall into them by all means, they would start telling lies unnecessarily even when its obvious they are telling lies.. E.g, Boys: Im a student of Uniport, Girl: what state is it ? boys: It is in Aba now . . 6. WRONG CALLERS These ones will call you and talk to you like someone they are familiar with.. E.g Mary whats up now ? If you tell them they have dialed a wrong number and that you are not Mary. They would end the call and call you some minutes after, asking if dey can know you better . . 7. DESPERATE NUMBER COLLECTORS These ones are very confident and can woo the wife of a president on the fone..These are the ones who are desperate to collect your phone number, they are not so good striking up a conversation with a lady facially so all they want is your phone number so that they would finish the whole work on the phone. When they strike up a conversation or chat with you, they will quickly ask for your phone number within 2mins . . 8. THE STUBBORN ONES These ones would walk up to you and when you humbly tell them you are not interested in their conversations, they would neva leave you alone, they will keep begging you to please talk to them.. Even if you angrily rain curses on their families ** if I hear say dem leave you** . . 9 UNKNOWN CALLERS These are the ones who managed to steal your phone number somewhere and would bore you with their frequent call, they will call as if their lives depends on you.. If you ask them where they got your phone number, they will start beating around the bush . . 10.THE FREQUENT FRIEND REQUEST SENDERS These ones will send numerous friend request, even if you dont accept, they will still keep sending it
Posted on: Mon, 03 Nov 2014 20:18:38 +0000
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