Theres a Packer Fan driving from Green Bay to Chicago, and a Bears fan driving to Green Bay. In the middle of the night, with no other cars on the road, they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The Packer manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at the twisted car and says, Man, I am really lucky to be alive! Likewise, the Bears fan scrambles out of his car, and looks at his wreckage. He says to himself, I cant believe I survived this wreck! The Packer walks over to the Bears Fan and says, Hey man, I think this is a sign from God, that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of arch rivals. The Bears fan says: You know, youre absolutely right! We should be friends. Now, I am gonna see what else survived this wreck. So the Bears fan pops open his trunk and finds a full unopened bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Packer, I think this is another sign from God, that we should toast to our new found understanding and friendship. The Packer says, Youre damn right! and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly half the bottle, the Packer hands it back to the Bears fan and says, Your Turn! The Bears fan twists the cap back on the bottle and says Nahhh, I think Ill wait for the cops to show up!!!
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 18:14:24 +0000
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