Theres a flu epidemic in 44 states. We thought it might be a good time to look at the Top Interesting Facts About the Flu. =========================== --Its one of the least-threatening viruses you can get from a Kardashian. --The Spanish flu is just like the regular flu . . . except its more fiery and passionate. – Its #2 on the list of “Why people arent working today.” Right behind “Unexpected business trip to Colorado” --The average person gets the flu eight to ten times a year . . . at least, thats what youre hoping your boss will believe. --Many elderly people who catch it will die. Except for Betty White. She will live forever --The flu shot does not contain anything that causes autism. But it does contain microchips that allow the government to read your mind. --Influenza is Italian for No one wants to hear you whine about your cold, so suck it up! --The worst part of the flu isnt the vomiting . . . its having to spend all morning watching The View when youre too weak to search for the remote. --Youd still make out with Kate Upton, even if you knew she had it. --If you feel sick and have an urge to listen to Ted Nugent, you probably have cat scratch fever instead.
Posted on: Wed, 15 Jan 2014 17:16:03 +0000
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