Theres a hole in the world like a great black pit and its filled with people who are filled with shit! And the vermin of the world inhabit it... [Mrs. Lovett] Wait! Whats your rush? Whats your hurry? You gave me such a fright I thought you was a ghost Half a minute cant you sit, sit you down, sit! All I meant is that I havent seen a customer for weeks Did you come in for a pie sir? Do forgive me if my heads a little vague What was that? But youd think we had the plague. From the way that people keep avoiding! No you dont! Heaven knows I try, sir! But theres no one comes in even to inhale! Right you are, sir, would you like a drop of ale? Mind you I can hardly blame them! These are probably the worst pies in London. I know why nobody cares to take them! I should know! I make them! But good? No... The worst pies in London... Even thats polite! The worst pies in London! If you doubt it take a bite! Is that just disgusting? You have to concede it! Its nothing but crusting! Here drink this, youll need it. The worst pies in London And no wonder with the price of meat what it is when you get it. Never thought Id live to see the day. Mend think it was a treat findin poor animals that are dyin in the street. Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop. Does a business, but I notice something weird. Lately, all her neighbors cats have disappeared. Have to hand it to her! What a course, enterprise! Poppin pussies into pies! Wouldnt do in my shop! Just the thought of its enough to make you sick! And Im telling you them pussycats is quick. No denying times is hard, sir! Even harder than the worst pies in London. Only lard and nothing more- Is that just revolting? All greasy and gritty? It looks like its molting! And tastes like...well pity. A woman alone...with limited wind And the worst pies in London! Ah, sir Times is hard. Times is hard. https://youtube/watch?v=63bPx1wkaH4
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