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Theres one typa person I wont fight. Skinny ugly girls so Im chillin with this skinny jawn we was about to go to the pocono carnival and me and her was about to cuff but I saw some lightskin angels from above bruhh THEY LOOKED LIKE A NEW BOX OF POWDERED DONUTS and she looked like a baby moon monkey in the face so I wasnt gonna let the homies see her out in public so they cudd clown me????? Naaaaa she gonna stay in the car so I can make a BOOTYBUTTER AND JELLY SANDWHICH with them bad light skin jawns at the fair so Im going on the zipper with one girl with a body that has the fleekness of an Asians toenails in a karate class so my girl chillin in the hot car and im finessin with the cheetah girls tryna get raven to bless me with some Twinkie colored booty so my girl gets a text saying im getting danced on like a jamican at the finest party on a Sean Paul video and she comes out the car and Im chillin eating funnel cakes and she comes and smacks the schoolwork outta math I forgot math she hit me with the force of a white police officer on a black dude in the south bruhh she hit me with the reverse ray rice she literally smacked the black off of me I woke up lightskin ready to take a picture and leave some messages on seen after she smacked the dark skin off me Instagram instantly installed in my phone I then grew a curly afro and got a taper fade and got braces long story short I am drake😕 sikkeeewe bruhh I hit her with the dead arm sonn I hit her with the illest mike Tyson hit she a sleep long story short she cant see me with the handssssss no girl can shake I SHAKESSSSS BRUHHHHHH Carl Andchanelle Johnson
Posted on: Tue, 30 Dec 2014 22:56:24 +0000

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