Theres only one airline servicing the world today -- Air Denial. - TopicsExpress



          

Theres only one airline servicing the world today -- Air Denial. Where everyone gets on board and pretends theyre in a cafe. And the people who work on the planes are there to assist you in this fantasy [...] All to drown out the one thought that has hijacked your mind, which is, Were all gonna die. Were all gonna die RIGHT.NOW. The plane is made of metal; the wings are made of metal. Im eating this meal, and Im the only non-terrorist on board. Oh my God, were all gonna die. -- Dylan Moran on flying. (This is actually 100% true for what goes on in my head whenever Im flying somewhere. Its why Im usually either drinking or doped up on sleeping pills while flying.)
Posted on: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 04:24:58 +0000

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