There’s a girl what’s stayin’ at me lodgin’s an’ she’s one of those eeko warriors or somethin’. She’s got a ring in her nose like a bull. She were singin’ her eeko songs in the sittin’ room last night an one were dead good. She gived me a CD what she sent to Simon Cowell but he didn’t call her back. The tune were a bit like YMCA but a bit slower an’ the words went somethin’ like this I saw a pigeon with a broken wing I saw a pig with its head in a sling A cow what was cryin’ A duck what was dyin’ An’ I sayed “Who is doin’ this terrible thing?” Then a voice on the wind whispered in me ear It sayed “Look all around, for the answers cleer It’s easy to find Mankind is unkind An’ that the end, is drawin’ very near” Oh yes its true, the Earth’s in a stew We’re headin’ for disaster an’ there’s nothin’ we can do So get down on our knees Say “Sorry” to the trees An’ weep for our plight, on this planet so blue Good ain’t it? I reckon it could be number 1 if she changed the tune an’ got some one to sing it who is better at singin’ than what she is. Leofrick A medieval man in a modern world
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 07:29:32 +0000
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