These are the signs your cat has a personality disorder: Your cat cant muster up sufficient disdain if all nine lives depended on it! Youve repeatedly found her in the closed garage, hunched over the wheel of your running Buick. Your cat sits for hours in fascination while listening to Bob Dole. Youve just found teeth and claw marks all over your now-empty bottles of Prozac. She no longer licks paws clean, but washes them at the sink again and again and again... Your cat continually scratches on the door to get in... the OVEN door. She doesnt get Garfield, but laughs like hell at Marmaduke. Rides in your car with its head out the window. Shes a dues-paid, card-carrying member of the Reform Party. You realize one day that the urine stains on the carpet actually form the letters N-E-E-D T-H-E-R-A-P-Y. She has built a shrine to Andrew Lloyd Webber entirely out of empty 9 Lives cans. Your cat spends all day in litterbox separating the green chlorophyll granules from the plain white ones. After years of NPR, Helen is suddenly a Ditto-Puss. Sullen and overweight, your sunglass-wearing cat shoots the TV with a .45 Magnum when it sees cartoon depictions of stupid or lazy felines. Your stereo is missing, and in the corner you find a pawn ticket and 2 kilos of catnip. and the absolute biggest sign your cat has a Personality Disorder is when she makes an attempt on First Cat Socks life in a pathetic attempt to impress Jodie Foster
Posted on: Sat, 15 Mar 2014 12:30:00 +0000
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