These may be laws they dont teach in Physics, but they prove to be oh sotrue nevertheless!* *1.**Law of Mechanical Repair**- *After your handsbecome coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and youll have topee. *2.**Law of Gravity **- *Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, willroll to the least accessible place in the universe. *3.**Law of Probability **- *The probability of being watched isdirectly proportional to the stupidity of your act. *4.**Law of Random Numbers *- If you dial a wrong number, you never geta busy signal; someone always answers. *5.**Variation Law **- *If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the oneyou were in will always move faster than the one you are in now. *6.**Law of the Bath *- When the body is fully immersed in water, thetelephone will ring. *7.**Law of Close Encounters **- *The probability of meeting someone youknow INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you dont want to beseen with. *8.**Law of the Result **- *When you try to prove to someone that amachine wont work, IT WILL!!! *9.**Law of Biomechanics**- *The severity of the itch is inverselyproportional to the reach. *10.**Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena *- At any event, the peoplewhose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are theones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or thetoilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game isover. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have longgangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance.The aisle people also are very surly folk. *11.**The Coffee Law *- As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee iscold. *12.**Murphys Law of Lockers *- If there are only 2 people in a lockerroom, they will have adjacent lockers. *13.**Law of Physical Surfaces **-*The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floorare directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. *14.**Law of Logical Argument **- *Anything is possible IF you dontknow what you are talking about. *15.**Law of Physical Appearance **- *If the clothes fit, theyre ugly. *16.**Law of Public Speaking *-- A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET! *17.**Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy** - *As soon as you find aproduct that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store willstop selling it! *18.**Doctors Law **- *If you dont feel well, make an appointment togo to the doctor, by the time you get there, youll feel better. But dontmake an appointment and youll stay sick.*If you dont forward this to your friends, your belly button will unscrew.* *Really... Its true. I read it on the Internet!*
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 20:39:38 +0000