They say there are only seven types of stories you can tell, but - TopicsExpress



          

They say there are only seven types of stories you can tell, but Marvel mightve invented a new one with their Meth-Addled Demigod in Star-Spangled Uniform Squawking Like a Chicken to Intimidate His Enemies. Imagine if this were the plot to Captain America 3. Now, Chris Evans is a decent Cap, but even he couldnt do this material justice. Wed need someone bold, someone insane and fearless enough to imitate livestock while wearing the red, white and blue. Someone whos obviously not afraid of being mercilessly ridiculed. Someone with no shame. We need Nicolas Cage. BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Posted on: Thu, 16 Oct 2014 17:33:08 +0000

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