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Things Dogs Should Remember I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet. The garbage collector is NOT stealing stuff. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house. I will not eat the cat’s food, before or after they eat it. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up. I will not throw up in the car. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, or deceased animals of any kind. I will not lick my human’s face after eating animal poop. Kitty box crunchies are not food. I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar. I will not chew my human’s toothbrush and not tell them. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it’s raining outside. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV. I will not steal my Mom’s underwear and dance all over the back yard with it. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom and Dad’s laps. I will not bite the officer’s hand when he reaches in for Mom’s driver’s license and car registration.
Posted on: Fri, 20 Sep 2013 19:43:34 +0000

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