Things Ill delete you from Facebook for: 1. Having a cover photo of yourself, doing some retarded duck face, and a profile pic, also, of yourself. 2. Saying youre gettin turnt up but living with Mom/Dad and make 7$/hr. 3. Posting pictures of pot, acting like your pot is better than the pot in Colorado. Kill yourself instantly, then delete yourself from the internet. 4. Having several children, but none of them are husband or even close to bae. 5. You hate Pokémon, Lord Of The Rings, and/or Game of Thrones. 6. You dont know the difference between Theyre, their, there, youre, your, dessert, desert, accept, except. No wiggle room here. 7. Reading is hard, so youd rather listen to books on tape. 8. You hate Golden Retrievers. 9. You have any posts that begin with Repost this in 30 seconds and Jesus will give you a handjob..... Jesus doesnt give handjobs, and more than likely doesnt exist. Deal with it. We all die alone. 10. You dont understand sports. Sports are about scoring points and beating the weak. This is the equivalent of not understanding eating. 11. Lastly, your boobs are weird. This goes for girls, obviously, and guys. Fix your tits. Yelosweg.
Posted on: Sun, 14 Dec 2014 04:50:57 +0000
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