Things Ive found out since moving to Spain...... Spiders can jump!....cockroaches are the work of the devil!!!....language barriers can be overcome with sign language and money.....most things can wait til tomoro!!!!.....monster energy drink milkshake is not at all big or clever!.....holidaymakers complain about the heat even though they payed thousands to escape the cold they were moaning about back home!!!!......plastic chairs buckle in the heat and make for some pretty awkward moments when sitting down!!..... Spongebob in Spanish is Bob esponja! ......All Spanish taxi drivers are crazy in some way shape or form......you can actually piss in the pool without the water changing colour!!! (same rule absolutely doesnt apply for a number 2).......between the toe flip flops are more comfortable than I previously thought they would be......brandy must always be consumed sensibly!!! ..... When pissed I can speak a completely unique language fluently using words in english Spanish French and welsh!!!!!! And I am now 2 stone lighter than when I arrived here!
Posted on: Thu, 28 Aug 2014 16:50:17 +0000
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