Things Ive learned today 1/ Its best not to wear shiny training bottoms and a shiny vest together. Not only do I look like an overweight, flamboyant extra from Flashdance but every time I hit the brakes on the M6 I instantly slid into the foot well. 2/ When Im trying to stifle a yawn and Im forced to speak to answer a question I look and sound like Sylvester Stallone after a stroke. 3/ I change radio station about 10 times a minute constantly searching for the perfect song, settle on something average and when its finished turn over and catch the end of my favourite song in the world. 4/ When Im driving along briskly and a car pulls out of the side road in front of me proceeds to do 26mph all the way to the shop Im going to. Well the same driver doesnt like it when hes strolling along with his trolley towards the meat Isle and I lethargicly walk out in front of him from the electrical isle, where Ive been waiting to pounce and then painfully slowly shuffle my way to the meat Isle. Yeah! Payback! So today Ive learned Im unattractive, small minded and likely to catch fire through static build up, every day is a lesson :-D x
Posted on: Wed, 13 Aug 2014 18:38:02 +0000
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