Things My Mother Taught Me My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done – if you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning. My mother taught me religion – you better pray that will come out of the carpet. My mother taught me about time travel – if you don’t straighten up, i’m going to knock you into the middle of next week! My mother taught me logic – because, i said so, that’s why. My mother taught me more logic – if you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me. My mother taught me foresight – make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident. My mother taught me irony – keep crying and i’ll give you something to cry about. My mother taught me about the science of osmosis – shut your mouth and eat your supper. My mother taught me about contortionism – will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck. My mother taught me about stamina – you’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone. My mother taught me about weather – this room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it. My mother taught me about hypocrisy – if i told you once, i’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!
Posted on: Mon, 15 Jul 2013 14:40:17 +0000
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