Things We Say ,They Say: They were saying on TV that chimps are better at memorising numbers than university students. You’re going to get every conman in Belfast standing behind people at an ATM with a chimp going ’watch watch watch!’ – Jake Owen When you phone a wrong number it’s never engaged. – Roy Walker An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: “Is this some kind of a joke?” – Frank Carson. If you go deep into the heart of the Amazon jungle, you will stumble upon a tribe of previously undiscovered Irish people with sticks and tin whistles and big, hairy ears, whose only words are ‘Ah, go on, you’ll have a drink. You’ll have one.’ – Ardal O’Hanlon I hate name droppers. I just said that to the Duke of Edinburgh this morning on the phone. – Frank Carson. Nostalgia is heroin for old people. – Dara O’Briain. Stop taking it literally. It’s only the bible – it’s not gospel. – Dara O’Briain. If only the Irish had invented the Venetian blind it would be curtains for all of you. – Frank Carson
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