Things about my Mom I love, tho they have often made my eyeballs roll up in my head, deep sighs loudly escape my lips, and just lots of random head shaking in frustration: She giggles All The Time, even when she didnt hear a word that was just said. Bright shiney things distract her easily and she will run into or over people in her enthusiasm. She refuses to go to bed when theres a party going on, even if it means she falls asleep on the sofa with a wine glass in one hand and a cigarette in the other, because She Might Miss Something. She knows Everything and has experienced Everything to one degree or another, you cannot shock her, unless youre just plain mean, and then this nice, sweet, fragile little lady will rip you a new asshole, and believe me- you will be AFRAID. She startles easily and will jump a mile in her seat, with an adorable high pitched OH!, then turn around and smack you in the head, while giggling..again... Shes gullible and believes whatever you say to be fact, even if its the same damn April Fools Day joke for 5 years running, cuz, well, This time it might be true. I do all of these things too:-)
Posted on: Mon, 21 Apr 2014 02:11:08 +0000