Things overheard during conversations with my 72 year old - TopicsExpress

Things overheard during conversations with my 72 year old mother: Her: Youre going to feel so fat in LA. I bet you hate it. Me: Been there before. Loved it. And Im hot no matter what I weigh. No worries there. Her: OH MY GOD. Why would you think that? Me: Why wouldnt I? *snort* Her: Fine. Well turn that around. *Im hot not matter how fat I am.* Me: Good for you. You should think good things about yourself. But you should pluck your chin. Her: Well, theres no one to take care of me. Me: Take care of yourself. Youre a grown ass woman. Her: No, I meant because Im hot. Are you sure you want to have this conversation? Me: Hmm. Ill buy you a hooker for your birthday. Her: What would I do with a hooker? Me: Whatever hell let you. Her: Do you ever think about snakes? Me: Uh... Her: I keep thinking that a snake is going to bite me. Me:.....

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