Things that you would love to say at work....but probably shouldnt 1. I think you left your intelligence at home, this morning. 2. Im really easy to get along as long as you leave me alone. 3. I dont work here, Im just a babysitter. 4. It sounds like English, but I cant understand a word youre saying. 5. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 6. I have plenty of talent and ability; I just dont give a damn. 7. Im already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 8. Thank you. Were all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 9. What am I? Flypaper for freaks? 10. Im not being rude. Youre just are insignificant. 11. Do I look like a people person to you? 12. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 13. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 14. Whatever kind of look you were aiming for, you missed. 15. Ill try being nicer if youll try being more intelligent. 16. Well, arent you just a black hole of need? 17. If you have something to say raise your hand... then place it over your mouth. 18. Im too busy; can I ignore you some other time? 19. Have a nice day, somewhere else. 20. Do you hear that? Thats the sound of no-one caring.
Posted on: Fri, 25 Apr 2014 01:51:56 +0000
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