Things women do after break ups and in this order! 1.Deletion...they delete his number. 2. They become relationship experts and philosophers. 3.They become born again...singing-in-churches-christians and Hijab-wearing-muslims. 4.They form Non Governmental Organisations...eg. #TeamSingleandLovingIt. 5.They eat and drink often..Chicken and Orijin. 6.They listen to depressing love songs. E.g. When my neibors start listening to Adeles Someone like you, I conclude that fire is no longer on the mountain but in d neighborhood. 7.They have mood swings. 8. They become stalkers and CIA agents...hmmm. Checking their Ex-es on FB,twitter,Instalgram,Whatsapp or even using strange numbers to dial his number. 9.They neva sit at home. They try to be around their Ex just to kak up(dress to kill). No time!...and even stay with other guys to make their Ex Jealous. 10.They fall for toasters they rejected...and that is the stone which the builders rejected becomes d light @ d end of the tunnel. Things guys do when they break up. 1.Most celebrate their break ups as freedom. 2.immediately scurry to flings and new girls. 3. Call themselves to BAR and share their problems with liquor bottles. 4.like a devils gift, the frenzies and antsy moments are shortlived and over. The man begins to get to his senses. He comes up with a plan cos he knows that the ex is better than the new fleet of lovers. He begins to lie to the Ex whom may have been happier now...it was d Devils work. i still Love you. You are better than her. bla bla bla... The thing is, No relationship is perfect.when everything that is meant to rip you guys apart still keeps you going,it is called Fidelity,maturity and definitely love... So look up guys,your crowns are about to fall.
Posted on: Tue, 13 Jan 2015 08:30:18 +0000
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