Thinking: FARMER’S DAYVORCE A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?” The farmer said “Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce’s.” The attorney said, “Well, do you have any grounds?” The farmer said, “Yea, I got about 140 acres.” The attorney said, “No, you don’t understand, do you have a case?” The farmer said, “No, I don’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.” The attorney said, “No, you don’t understand, I mean do you have a grudge?” The farmer said, “Yea, I got a grudge, that’s where I park my John Deere.” The attorney said, “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?” The farmer said, “Yea sir, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays.” The attorney said, “Well sir, does you wife beat you up or anything?” The farmer said, “No sir, we both get up about 4:30.” The attorney then said, “Well is she a nagger or anything?” The farmer said, “No she’s a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that’s why I want this dayvorce!”
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 13:10:30 +0000
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