Third Shift Dirty Joke A farmer is having trouble with his bull breeding the cows. He is talking with some other farmers when they tell him the secret. “To get your bull to breed, you need to stick your fingers in the vagina of the cow, get them real wet and then rub your fingers under the nose of the bull.” He is sure they are pulling his leg, but one day he decides to give it a try. He places his fingers in the vagina of the cow, gets it wet, and rubs it under the nose of the bull. Immediately the bull gets an erection and mounts the cow. That night he goes into the house and sees his wife asleep in the bed. Just for curiosity he sticks his fingers in her vagina, gets it real wet and rubs it under his nose. Immediately he gets an erection. He turns on the light and says, “Honey you have to see this!” She wakes up and says, “You woke me up because you have a bloody nose?”
Posted on: Fri, 06 Sep 2013 06:13:09 +0000
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