This Is Bullshit, part 2 So I really did in a nice way say HI. The woman (the man turns away from me and begins looking everywhere but at me) says, Hi Dann. Now the woman looked maybe familiar but yet I had no idea who she was. She was acting jittery and loud which was beginning to change whatever good mood I had left. So she continues, Dann I slipped on your walk (the remaining bit of good mood I had hanging by a thread... gone, *poof*). I said, Where?...She kind of sweepingly points, Over there.....I said, No, you didnt. I didnt tell them because Im not explaining shit to these people but I swept what little snow there was earlier in the day and salted twice, the last being at 2pm. The walk around the square was wet reflecting the current dampness but not slick. Just like, Im sure the walks and streets around Centerville would have been. So I said, No you didnt....She says, Well I did over there, motioning in a general area in front of the restaurant. I said, In 23 years of owning this building, through 23 winters no one has ever slipped on this walk. If you just look, this walk is exactly like the walk across the square. Just look down at the bank and then look down to the corner (our block), it all looks the same....She said, Well Im going to the hospital. The man keeps starring off into space, ha. I said, Ill drive you, ha. She said, THIS IS BULLSHIT!...Then (and I am not kidding), she was standing straight up but then in a flash she bent completely over, haha. I really couldnt believe she did that. And she got the attention of her man and off they walked with her bent over at the waist. As they were walking away I said, I will fight this every single step, you are not going to pull this on me. You picked the wrong guy......contd
Posted on: Sat, 29 Nov 2014 11:59:08 +0000
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