This Nigerian joke just cracked my ribs!!! Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any – Albert Einstein, 1872 He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume – Isaac Newton, 1904 He who fully unwraps shawarma completely before eating cannot keep a secret – Abraham Lincoln, 1864 Any man who uses his teeth to cut ponmo from pepper soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything – MartinLuther king jnr, 1900 Anyone who thinks he has the most enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member – William Shakespeare, 1788 He who asks for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues -Alexander III, 1709 He who refuses to classify agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is racist – Martin Luther King jnr, 1931 Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face is capable of murder – Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, 1999 No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot boil yam – Goodluck Jonathan, 2013 Drinking gari doesn’t mean you are poor. Allowing the gari to swell up before drinking it is poverty – Queen Elizabeth,1983 Any one that reads this without laughing is looking for a job- Lord Lugard, 1914
Posted on: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 08:11:04 +0000
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