This Obamacare is a joke. I put Obamacare in simple terms. Read this and you will understand why it is stupid. The U.S. government has just passed a new law : The Affordable Car Act (ACA) declares that every citizen MUST purchase a new car, by April 2014. These “affordable” cars will cost an average of $54,000-$155,000 each. This does not include taxes, trailers, towing fees, licensing and registration fees, fuel, storage fees, maintenance or repair costs. This law has been passed, because until now, typically only wealthy and financially responsible people have been able to purchase cars. This new laws ensures that every American can now have a “affordable” car of their own, because everyone is “entitled” to a new car. If you purchase your car before the end of the year, you will receive 4 “free” oil changes; not included are monthly usage fees. In order to make sure everyone purchases an affordable car, the costs of owning a car will increase on average of 250-400% per year. This way, wealthy people will pay more for something that other people don’t want or can’t afford to maintain. But to be fair, people who cant afford to maintain their car will be regularly fined and children (under the age of 26) can use their parents cars on until they turn 27; then must purchase their own car. If you already have a car, you can keep yours (just kidding; no you can’t). If you don’t want or don’t need a car, you are required to buy one anyhow. If you refuse to buy one or cant afford one, you will be regularly fined $800 until you purchase one or face imprisonment. Failure to use the car will also result in fines. People living in the desert; ghettos; inner cities or areas with no access to cars are not exempt. Age, motion sickness, experience, knowledge nor lack of desire are acceptable excuses for not using your car. A government review board (that doesn’t know the difference between the engine, alternator and the battery of a car) will decide everything, including; when, where, how often and for what purposes you can use your caf along with how many people can ride your car and determine if one is too old or healthy enough to be able to use their car. They will also decide if your car has out lived its usefulness or if you must purchase specific accessories,(like a $500 touch screen display) or a newer and more expensive car. Those that can afford Bentleys and Ferrari will be required to do so…its only fair. The government will also decide the name for each car. Failure to comply with these rules will result in fines and possible imprisonment. Government officials are exempt from this new law. If they want a cat, they and their families can obtain cars free, at the expense of tax payers. Unions, bankers and mega companies with large political affiliations ($$$) are also exempt. OUR CAR If the government can force you to buy health care, they can force you to buy a boat….or ANYTHING else
Posted on: Sat, 23 Nov 2013 02:49:34 +0000
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