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This afternoon my mum asked me to chop some veg so that when she came home she could make a Bolognese and rush out. Instead I took the liberty of making it myself (and even making a seperate side dish of salmon for my non-beef-eating sister). I experimented with ingredients and even overcame the hurdle of the sauce not being enough for all the meat. I had to rustle up extra sauce without using lots more ingredients and overseasoning it. The results were pretty amazing. My mum wouldnt stop going on about how tasty it was. So proud of myself for this one. SERIOUSLY HOW AM I STILL SINGLE. Women should be throwing themselves. I should be attracting women like a sale. Women should he all over me like beach recliners during their Gals loose in Ibiza holiday. Im a catch! If I was any more a catch Id have a hook in my mouth! If I was any more a catch Id be stuck to a piece of wood on some hill billys wall. Im a stud!!!! If I was any more a stud Id be on football boots! If I was any more a stud Id be in the bottom lips of teens going through their emo phase!!! .....seriously though Im awesome :P
Posted on: Tue, 28 Oct 2014 19:00:07 +0000

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