This call was from 2014... and my voice just continues to get more posh every minute. Bit of a long one. Caller - Hello, Our records state that youve had an accident in the last 5 years and you may be entitled to compensation Me - Oh, really, well yes I suppose I am C - Ok, so youve had an accident, was this on the road? Me - Yes, I was driving and somebody ran into the back on my car C - Ok, well Ill just need to take a few details in that case. Can you tell me your name? Me - Lord Benjamin Whittaker-Write III C - Oh, ok. Ad whats your date of birth Mr... Me - *clears throat* C - Sorry, Whats your date of birth Lord Whittaker-Wright? Me - April 1st 1910 (Im 28) C - WOW, so that makes you... Me - One hundred and four, yes. C - You dont sound that at all Me - A lot of people tell me that actually C - It;s really impressive to have somebody of your age on the road still. Ok, can I take an Address please Me - Number 1, Buckingham Palace Road, London, FU14 CNT C - And could I take a mobile number Me - Im afraid I dont have a mobile my land line is 01905 164879 (made up number) C - No problem. Ill need to get details on the cars involved, can you give me the license plate details for those? Me - Im afraid I dont remember, at my age the memory goes you see. C - Ok, do you remember the date of the accident? Me - (not really covering the phone) Marjorie, do you remember when we had that bash in the Jag? It was recently, it must have been, we still had the cabin in the Seychelles. Was is 2011? Had we moved out of the castle by then? (back to caller) Yes, I think it was 2011, in March. Sunny day if I remember, hint of rain in the afternoon... C - Thats great. Ok, I think Ive got everything I need here, but while I have you on the line Id like to take a moment to ask if you have thought about life insurance to make sure your family are taken care of after you go Me - No thank you. The little bastards will be getting enough... couple of mill each I think... before they get their hands on the Rollers and Bentley C - Oh, well that should be enough for them then Me - not bloody wrong C - Ok, well Ill pass the information youve given on to our lawyers and ask them to... Me - Youd better not actually... C - Oh? Me - Yeah... I just made all this up... it;s a complete fabrication C - I bet you had a lot of fun Me - Yup, thanks BYEEE *hang up*
Posted on: Mon, 16 Jun 2014 13:41:16 +0000
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