This comes from Britain, as you can see by the products mentioned. The comments are the funniest part..... STUPIDITY IS NOT A DISABILITY!!! In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On Woolworths Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom) Do not turn upside down. (well...duh, a bit late, huh!) ========================== On Pick n Pays peanuts -- Warning: contains nuts. (talk about a news flash) =========================== On Boots Children Cough Medicine � Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents If we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.) ==========================g On a Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding Product will be hot after heating. (...ya’ think????...) ================================= On a Clicks hair dryer - Do not use while sleeping. (Thats the only time I have to work on my hair.) ==================================== On a bag of Simba Chips -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary! Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) =========================== On a bar of Dove soap - Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be???....) ============================ On some Checkers frozen dinners - Serving suggestion: Defrost. (please note that its just a suggestion.) ======================== On the packaging of a Rowenta iron - Dont iron clothes on body. (but wouldnt this save me time?) ============================== On Nytol Sleep Aid � Warning: May cause drowsiness. (..Im taking this because???....) =============================== On some brands of Christmas lights of Eastern origin: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to what?) ========================== On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now, somebody out there, please help me on this. Im a bit curious.) ============================== Instructions on a AS Airways packet of peanuts - [1] Open packet; [2] Eat nuts. (Step 3: say what?) =========================== On a childs Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Dont blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) ======================== On a German Chainsaw . Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) =========================== Blessed are the cracked - for it is they who let in the light
Posted on: Sun, 10 Nov 2013 03:09:42 +0000
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