This fall I’ll be moving down the street and going to Harvard University, where I will be pursuing a concentration in government and potentially a joint concentration in sociology or a secondary field in dramatic arts. After a failed stint as a campaign manager, literary magazine editor, and professional yelp reviewer, I will probably move to New Mexico where I will use my skills in government to create a new city: Flanbridge, an exact replica of Cambridge made out of flannels. All members of my new commune will be expected to wear flannels at all times, and must every 3rd Friday of the month make an offering to me their flannel king. It’s going to be a relatively nice town we have a low crime rate and a Wendy’s so I encourage all of you to come visit me at my new castle.
Posted on: Mon, 05 May 2014 00:27:20 +0000