This house is falling apart since Christopher Daniels went to Canada! In the course of five days, we broke both of the shower heads in our house. Chris is coming home tomorrow, he will fix it! I thought tonight was going to be a good night. I scrubbed the bathtub so I could relax after a looong day and read a good book. I find some homemade bath salts and fill the tub. I get in, trying not to spill, since I filled it too full. I dip my head under so I can wash it. As I submerge I notice an oily substance all over the surface of the water. I think back to the salt and now consider the fact that what I thought was salt, was really some sort of oil. (Dont ask how I mistaked it, I am a little embarrassed). Katie Ann, WTF was that? I can feel and see my body caked in oil. So, I decide to drain the tub and refill it before I wash the shampoo out. I plug the tub and start again. Hot water is gone. Shit. I have to wash my hair and the oil off my skin. So, I grab a Coors Light pitcher and hold my breath as I dump six COLD buckets of water over myself. This shouldnt have been such a fiasco. I feel like this is a very basic modern-human skill: bathing.
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 01:04:18 +0000
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