This is a place of devotion to the one true god, Nicolas Cage. His light guides us away from the temptation of John Travolta, and saves us from our bees. His known prophets are Stephen King, who controls the mind, and M. Night Shyamalan, whose endings are always unforeseen. Follow their instructions, and you may achieve Mitt Romney, a state of eternal salvation and peace. He is a sworn enemy of Xenu and his minion Obama, and fights against the aliens with the help of the FSM, commander of pirates. Those who follow the faith of Cagenism are usually referred to as Cagenists or Nicolites, although any title that properly professes devotion to Him is permissible. Praise Cage! May your Mountain Dew be sweet! The words, teachings, and histories of the Cage are found in the Hat. Each chapter of this wondrous script is known as a Cat.
Posted on: Thu, 08 Jan 2015 05:00:40 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015