This is happening on Monday Guests are not necessary for this dinner party, but feel free to invite some. First thing you must do is not allow your table to touch the floor for the duration of this dinner, and you can ensure this by holding up each table leg with a grapefruit. Consider balance; the scent is a bonus. Now use an unstretched painting as a table cloth. This painting doesnt have to be one you made. The size of the canvas will obviously depend on the size of the table, so clothe your table accordingly. Create a vase for the centerpiece. If you dont want to create a vase from scratch then curate a ready-made object such as a boot, and place it on the table. Fill the vase with one to two dozen peeled bananas. They should protrude from the top like flowers, and you may want to use toothpicks to keep them together. Everyone attending may eat the bananas at will, but no using hands. At this dinner people must use fresh canvas for plating and paint brushes for utensils, or instead simply use your hands, feet, elbows, mouth etc. Now beneath the chair of everyone in attendance there should be a pile of kashi good friends cereal placed on a canvas. If you are not able to get that particular cereal then rest your feet in a pile of flour. On the table there are a dozen eggs that you may smash with your head while contemplating your goals in life. Beside the dining utensils each person gets a packet of cream cheese with a note attached reading Put cream cheese in your ear youll like it. This is an instruction for enlightenment, but it is merely one of many paths, so following this particular instruction isnt necessary. From the ceiling above each human there hangs a string of thirteen delicious berries. If you choose to consume these berries you must do so all at once, and as you chew, consider how the berries taste, consider the state of your existence prior to being born. Before anyone sits down there is three things that need to be done. Firstly, remove your shoes and place them on the table near your seat. Secondly, place green beans between your toes, and if you are naked use shrimp. The first thing youre going to want to have each person serve for themselves is sweet potatoes in the left shoe of each person present, and a chicken thigh/leg combo in the right shoe. Each person drinks from a bread cozy covered in saran wrap and filled with wine, beet juice, or blood. At some point you should smear almond butter on your face, look someone in the eyes (or close your eyes) and think about empathy. Lay your head on a bed of kale and feel your beating heart. Prop your head up on four raw carrots, and take a selfie, or sing a song, or both, or something else entirely. Each person receives one blood orange to eat whenevs. Now Drink a glass of water at room temperature and say I love you to anything. When a person if finished eating they may remove the green beans (or shrimp for nudies) from between their toes, hang their canvas, clean their brushes, wash their skin, fill their pockets with leftovers, put their shoes back on, check their facebook. Put all the dishes in the sink or fire with whip cream and a cherry on top.
Posted on: Sun, 16 Mar 2014 05:07:40 +0000
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