This is meant to be funny.because it most certainly is...time period lapsed approximately 30 days: new car purchased two weeks later hit a pot hole and tire needs replacing and of course it is a special tire so takes close to two weeks with an attached special price, washing machine dies, saw at work dies(as if we arent far enough behind already) and 10 minutes later the hot water tank erupts, wm delivery guys say they cant get past over hanging branch (I said I would cut it down - they did not accept that solution), wait and wait new guy comes doesnt have time to install so leaves it in garage, new guy comes back dryer will no longer fit because of vent size need to drill large hole in floor, order new fridge because it is growling and stove because door has decided to fall off...delivery scheduled for Monday, they call to say it will be a couple of more weeks, Tuesday the fridge dies and have to find home for $300 worth of Alaskan halibut which has defrosted and needs to be consumed pronto, watering plants this morning using the new source on the neighbors building and the entire unit dislodges spewing hundreds of gallons of water down the street....feet get wet and slip and fall (thank goodness no one saw this)..made salad for dinner the other night and topped it off with cashews...woke up the next morning and the cover was off and all the nuts gone.....asked Henry did you wake up in the night and eat them all and his answer....we must have a very good intruder! With all the extremely sad events lately in the news, maybe you will laugh a little when reading this. I cannot wait to see whats up next....
Posted on: Thu, 10 Jul 2014 13:52:42 +0000
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