This is my aunty she is the best this is what she just said to some random I have two dogs and I was buying a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W, and while standing in line at the check out, the woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her than no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although, I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but I had lost 20kg before I woke up in intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites, and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if Id ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned ? I told her No ! It was because I’d been sitting in the street licking my arse and a car hit me !!! I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard, as he staggered out the door. Silly woman……. Why else would I buy dog food ?!
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 07:31:35 +0000
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