This is my new blog post today. hahahaha Oh the Drama. So how much fun is it to go online and see things written about the company you work for or you? Tons. I mean that and this is why. It always cracks me up to see blogs pop up online after someone has left or someone misunderstands something. So I am here today to put to rest some of the stupid assumptions I have seen online, not only about me, but about Crushing Hearts and Black Butterfly Publishing. 1. Our cult status is level 10 now. Evidently we assimilate unknowing virgins into the fold and then suck their souls out via their buttholes. I can tell you from experience that this is so exhausting. I am dead on my feet after a good day of eating souls and crushing dreams. Try it, you will see what I mean. We do incorporate this into the contracts, makes it much easier. 2. There are only a few of us who get any attention here. I mean it makes all of the sense in the world to build a business and ignore the foundation of it so I piss off and shun anyone we sign:) That is, by far, the best way to get them to stay for years at a time. Dont you agree? hahahaha 3. People who leave here leave running and screaming. Of course. After we sign authors there is a period of time that you spend tied up and gagged in the basement. Very little food, very little water and the only thing playing on the black and white TV, car commercials. We feel like if we do this for at least 3 weeks we OWN them after that. We break their creative spirit and then we can do as we wish with Satans blessing. 4. We force authors to take whatever cover we like. Hell, we even title the books for them and write some of the stories. We take all liberty with that because we are dicks and hate literature. lmao 5. There is this chip that is implanted in the brains of all who come here so that when one person posts...we all post. Nevermind that little magical thing called tagging on facebook to alert people to a post...nah. We bipass that shit. We just get the chip in there so we can invade thoughts at will. 6. Anyone who signs here is doomed. The curse of Satan is etched deeply into their souls. They will lose their ability to think for themselves, write, flourish in their art. Man, I am just getting exciting writing that. I have spent 20 years supporting the Indie Art scene to make it to this level. Hail Satan. 7. Lovebites was only created to serve me. Well. I own it. hahahaha Lets see. If YOU opened your own Independent film company and had a series that had been selling well for 10 months then my suggestion to you is only do cat commercials and ignore your product:) Best. Advise. Ever. My plan is to put as much subliminal shit in Hellhound as possible so that we create more zombies. Zombies=power. Yes. Well gosh. I hope this cleared up some stuff about us. As always, look both ways before you cross the street and REDRUM.
Posted on: Sat, 26 Jul 2014 10:28:30 +0000
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