This is quite clever. I wonder who thinks of all this stuff. 1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldnt concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldnt hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasnt suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didnt have the thyme. 6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it... couldnt cut the mustard. 7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasnt noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didnt have any patience. 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didnt fit in. 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldnt live on my net income. 11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining. 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Centre, but they said I wasnt fit for the job.. 13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind. 15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND I FOUND IM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
Posted on: Mon, 29 Dec 2014 18:36:22 +0000
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