This is rather rude, but very funny....so I do hope nobody is offended.... Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special training. After the first day they met up in the bar. Ah, Francois, asks one, ow av you been doing? Merde! answersFrancois. I av ad ze most terrible day. Terrible! At seex zis morning I was woken by zis beeg airy sergeant. E dragged me out of bed and on to ze parade ground. And zen what appened? I will tell you what appened! E made me climb urp zis seely leetle platform two metres off ze ground and zen e said Jurmp! And did you jurmp? I did not. I told im - I am a French paratrooper. I do not jurmp Two metres. Eet is beneath my dignity. And zen what appened? Zen e made me climb urp zis seely leetle platform five metres off ze ground, and e said Jurmp. And did you jurmp? I did not. I told im - I am a French paratrooper. I do not jurmp five metres. Eet is beneath my dignity. What appened zen? Zen e made me climb urp zis rickety platform thirty metres above ze parade ground. E undid is trousers, took out zis enormous weely, and e said If you do not jurmp, I am going to steek zis right urp your burme! Sacre Bleu, mon ami. And did you jurmp? A leetle, at ze beginning.
Posted on: Wed, 10 Dec 2014 12:35:56 +0000
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