This is really funny Found this on Xda-Portal! :P 1. for the love of GOD, stop pushing out larger phones.Some phones are over 6 inches, my small asian hands need 3 seconds to traverse from its end to end. We all want a sub 4.7 inch phone with good specs. Somewhat like Xperia compact, but practically useable. We need phones, not display units in the Olympic games. 2. Samsung should change its naming strategy. WTF is samsung grand, samsung grand prime, samsung grand max, samsung grand prime max, samsung grand prime max ultra pro, samsung grand prime max ultra pro mini, samsung grand prime max ultra pro mini kitchen sink windshield wiper?? 3. Sony should sell off their mobile division also and go back to manufacturing cassette walkmans, (hint: they will be ip58, ip68, ip78, ip88, ip98, ip108, ip118, ip128 certified) 4. HTC is totally lost, they need to put some SENSE into themselves not their phones. And why not use Boomsound speakers while they think over at it. 5. LG is like a moon. Their market shares keep on fluctuating like the moon phases. Laser auto-focus my a$$. 6. Windows, well why not put curtains on them. Lame implementation. Denim?? seriously?? Cortana is nice, i admit it, but needs a shutload of bandwidth. She can suck my duck. 7. Xiaomi, heavy UI, very pretty, similarly useless. And how the duck do you pronounce it?? Shia-wait for it-oMi?? 8. Apple, well an apple a day keeps the doctor away. After all the amount you pay them, you literally dont have any money to pay the doctor after selling your entire familys kidneys, duh..!! Might as well sell your brains in the process, wait iFans dont have any. 9. Motorola, moto e,g,x were well made. Poor mans nexus. Should stick to manufacturing police walkie talkies. 10. Lenovo, clunky, feels like using windows 95, hell maybe even windows 11th century if there is any such thing. 11. MicroMax, just wait untill i break one of your service center displays and windows and smilingly say sorry sir, its not covered in warranty, have a good day, then youll know how we customers feel. 12. Google, Nexus 6, people think why the hell am i holding a portable TV in my hand. Cant wait for your next 1023485479 inch phone which you would say is surprisingly pocketable, well surprisingly duck you. 13. Nokia, such nice, much stubborn, too fail. Amaze. #RepostedFromRandomStranger
Posted on: Mon, 26 Jan 2015 13:31:37 +0000