> This is something to think about when negative people are doing their > best to rain on your parade… So remember this story the next time … > > > > A woman was at her hairdressers getting her hair styled for a trip to > Rome with her husband.. > > She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: Rome ? Why > would anyone want to go there? Its crowded and dirty. Youre crazy to go > to Rome . So, how are you getting there? > > Were taking Continental, was the reply. We got a great rate! > > Continental? exclaimed the hairdresser. Thats a terrible airline. > Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and theyre always > late. So, where are you staying in Rome ? > > Well be at this exclusive little place over on Romes Tiber River > called Teste. > > Dont go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it’s going to > be something special and exclusive, but its really a dump. > > Were going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope. > > Thats rich, laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people > trying to see him. Hell look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this > lousy trip of yours. Youre going to need it. > > A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser > asked her about her trip to Rome . > > It was wonderful, explained the woman, not only were we on time in one > of Continentals brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped > us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a > handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.. And the > hotel was great! Theyd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and > now its a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were > overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owners suite at no extra > charge! > > Well, muttered the hairdresser, thats all well and good, but I know > you didnt get to see the Pope. > > Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican , a Swiss > Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet > some of the visitors, and if Id be so kind as to step into his private > room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five > minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I > knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.. > > Oh, really! Whatd he say? > > He said: Who screwed up your hair? > > > > > ......now if you got a laugh out of this please pass it on to someone > else...I did....still laughing... > >
Posted on: Wed, 16 Jul 2014 03:06:44 +0000
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