This is the story about how Tommy Chong,( Cheech and Chong ),got on Dancing with the Stars !!! By Ricky Shipley Cheech to Chong : Dude you should go on Dancing With The Stars Man !!! Chong : Hey Man, I cant go on Dancing with the Stars, Im not good enough to go on that show dude !!! Man Im 76 years old !!! I probably couldnt even make it through one song !!! Cheech : No dude, you got it all wrong !!! You dont need to be a good dancer to go on Dancing With The Stars !!! They give you a beautiful hot girl and all you gotta do is just follow her man !!! Its easy you just dress far out and wear a Top Hat man !!! Chong : A hot girl ??? Where do I get to follow her too ??? Cheech : No man, Shes like your partner, you know like a partner man !!! Shes a professional and shell show you what to do !!! Chong : I already know what to do !! Cheech : No man not that kinda of a partner , she will be your dance partner and instructor and she will show you all these far out dance moves man !!! Chong :Hey man I cant do that man those judges they got will laugh me off the dance floor dude !!! Cheech : No man, you dont have to worry about the judges, you have like this real large fan base and all your fans will vote for you !!! Chong :I do ??? Whats a fan base ??? Isnt that that wooden box that we put the fan on in the living room ??? Cheech : Not that kind of fan base man !!! Your fans dude ,you know like all of the pot heads in the world love you man and their are billions of them all over the world man and they will all be watching you man and your fans will be able to see you do things you dont even do you know like triple backwards flips and then landing straight up on your hands like a pencil !!! Only your fans can see that and they will all run to the phone and vote for you !!! Chong : How am I suppose to do a triple backward flip and land perfectly on my hands dude !!! Cheech: No man you dont really have to do the flips but all your fans will see them !!! Chong : How they gonna see me do something I dont even do man ??? Cheech : Their all pot heads just like me and you !!! They can see things other people cant see man !!! Chong: Oh, I got cha man like that time I saw Clint Eastwood shot and killed in a movie and then a couple weeks later saw him in another movie !!! I saw him shot to death dude, and buried !!! He must of came back man to life man !!! Cheech : Yeah man, something like that you know like magic man !!! Chong : It all sounds far out man but they aint gonna let me on that show dude !!! Cheech : I got it all taken care of already dude !!! I went and talked to the producers and I heard them talking saying they want to make a laughing stock outta of you so whatever a laughing stock is dude, I think it just means you know like you love to laugh and your talented man !!! Chong :Wow, dude you mean I get be a laughing stock ??? Thats better than being a movie star, right dude !!! Cheech : I dont know man, but your in dude !!! Lets go man I rented us a limo and were on our way to Dancing With The Stars !!! Chong : Far out man !!! And so it is, Tommy Chong has lasted on Dancing With The Stars with the biggest fan base ever, more than the rest combined and more and has lasted much longer that anybody close to his age ever !!! Even my mother loves and is voting for him !!! Vote for Chong and Peta 1-800-868-3413 !!!
Posted on: Fri, 31 Oct 2014 02:55:25 +0000
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