This is what a year 2020 church would be like. PASTOR: Praise the Lord. CONGREGATION: Halleluiah! PASTOR: Can we please turn our tablet PC, iPad, cellphone, kindle Bibles to 1 Cor.13:13. ...! And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon.. .. ! PASTOR: Let us pray committing this week into Gods hands. Open your WhatsApp, BBM , Twitter and Facebook and chat with your God. Come on... PASTOR: Please have your credit and debit cards ready as we shall now take tithes and offerings. You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password Jesus2020. [Ushers circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers.] Those who prefer to make electronic funds transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church and those who prefer to use iPads allowed to flip them open. Those who prefer telephone banking are allowed to take out their cellphones to transfer their contributions to the church bank account! The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the cellphones , iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker! [Announcement] SECRETARY: This weeks cell meetings shall be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place and mix-it for Sunday school pupil. Please. dont miss out. Thursdays bible teachings will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please dont miss out. You can follow Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counselling and prayers, dont forget our weekly sermon uploads on YouTube. Dont forget to look for members who are absent today on Google.
Posted on: Sun, 17 Aug 2014 10:20:00 +0000
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