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This is what happens when you watch the news before you go to bed: I dreamt that I was kidnapped by the Taliban because they wanted me to ghostwrite their memoirs. There were about ten of them. So, I wrote ten memoirs (in like ten minutes) and they were so impressed that they said they were going to read all of my books. Then, after that, I would Skype with them (I guess theyd let me go by then, not sure. I dont remember escaping). Anyway, I would Skype with the bookclub that they had every month to talk about my books. And, I kid you not -- their bookclub was held in a cave!
Posted on: Tue, 03 Jun 2014 12:58:57 +0000

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