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This is why I always get free drinks when flying Southwest.... Flight attendant (to the guy sitting next to me in the very back of the plane): Sir? Would you like to help me out by moving to the exit aisle in case of an emergency? Me: Hey! Im offended! Why didnt you ask me? FA: Well, lets see now. It is 8am and youve already ordered a bloody mary. It has been five minutes since we told passengers to turn off their electronic devices and you are still on your phone AND you just threatened a passenger. Me: Well, technically you are correct, except for the last statement. I just merely stated that of the two of us I could probably take him down instead of the opposite. At this point the whole plane is cracking up and I get my bloody mary for free as well as other goodies. And for my Rodan + Fields friends, Stan, the flight attendant, will be calling me to discuss products since he has a skin issue he needs help fixing. #LifeisShortHaveFun
Posted on: Fri, 16 May 2014 14:38:11 +0000

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