This is why men don’t want to answer questions WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not! WIFE: "Why not? Don’t you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn’t you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I’d get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it’s a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?" HUSBAND: "No, I’m sure she’d want her own." WIFE: "Would she wear my shoes" HUSBAND: "No, she’s size 6." WIFE: — silence – HUSBAND: "shit."
Posted on: Fri, 05 Jul 2013 10:50:39 +0000
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